sábado, 28 de marzo de 2009

It's just a SHEET of paper...

Look a the following picture:




















Yeah, I knew all of you would recognize this marvel of humanity. Is it gold? Is it a key to success on earth? NO! But yes, could metaphorically be... but anyway, NO. It is what we all use every single day, every hour, every minute. Its a product of advanced engineering that we all throw at the dumpster by tons and tons and megatons. But wasting and dumping away paper is one thing... not knowing how to use it: that's a different matter.

Paper comes from that smart Neanderthal that wanted to have some plain surface to scribble on. Therefore, that intellectual ancestor researched all he could (A.K.A. he grabbed some deer blood and made hand prints in caves), but failed in coming up with some portable idea of a writing-drawing-painting-all purpose surface. However, thousands of hundred years later, in a happy field of bamboo, a delighted Chinese guy passed by and had the wonderful idea of mashing the bamboo up, washing it and letting it dry in the colorful Chinese sun. That is the story of the marvelous, ingenuous paper. All over the world, all kinds of smart &sS nincompoops tried to make paper their own way. Bamboo paper, leaf paper, wood paper, paper paper, dirt paper, clay paper, and even poop paper ( PS i made THAT up)

Ok OK, enough wandering about. Taking this matter seriously, paper should be in everybody's head, always. Because of paper, the colony of Britain in America was able to sign AND ratify the Constitution of the United States of America. My Lord, if there was no paper we wouldn't be ale to write anything down! (Well of course, but digitally speaking). And going to more serious questions: I you think of paper, What would you say? Is it a word with such a vast meaning that you would drown in your OWN words trying to explain it? What is it that people care most of paper? (wiping your Heine does not counts) Bush and Obama would allude to the paper as of "the vote collector" or the "Eat my words and when i win I'll do nothing". The thing is.... that really happened. But my point is:









DO YOU APPRECIATE IT?



.........CUZ' it's just a SHEET of

PAPER.















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